Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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