ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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