i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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