you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
did you just send me my own nude
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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