Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You need a sexual gate keeper
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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