I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
My vagina is officially offended.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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