sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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