He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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