Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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