Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
i think my mom watched the whole time
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
There r osticjed everywhere
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
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