At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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