I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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