I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Randomize
