At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Say something about gay babies.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
