I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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