you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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