the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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