dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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