the new term for farting is butt boxing.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
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