it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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