The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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