So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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