No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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