and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
It's just like the Real World with babies
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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