woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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