ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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