weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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