i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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