My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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