"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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