Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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