I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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