She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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