this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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