But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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