I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
