i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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