I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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