walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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