No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
