is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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