Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
