please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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