Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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