I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
the liver wants what the liver wants
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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