I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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