im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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