what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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