You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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