awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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